Fish Humor

It’s too cold to fish…ice fishing for a dry fly fisherman is out of the question.
So here is a little fish humor:

  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
  • What part of a fish weighs the most?
    The scales.
  • What fish make the best sandwich?
    A peanut butter and jellyfish
  • Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and
    says “dam”
  • Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other “I’ll man the
    guns, you drive”
  • A fish goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
    from her nameplate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack. So
    he says, “Ms. Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go
    on a long vacation. Patti looks at the fish in disbelief and asks
    how much he wants to borrow. The fish says $30,000. The teller
    asks his name and the fish says that his name is Rainbow Jagger,
    his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank
    manager.

    Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of
    money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the
    loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral. The
    fish says, “Sure, I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain fly
    rod and reel, about an inch long; detailed and perfectly formed.
    Very confused, Patti explains that she’ll have to consult with
    the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the
    manager and says, “There’s a fish named Rainbow Jagger out there
    who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants
    to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny rod & reel. “I
    mean, what the heck is this??”

    The bank manager looks back at her and says: “It’s a knick-knack,
    Patti Whack. Give the fish a loan.
    His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

UPDATE: Dry Fishing Humor..Is that Actually Possible?

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One comment on “Fish Humor
  1. T R. Labagh says:

    You need a vacation!

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