This dude, in some crazy ceremony to dedicate finalizing his divorce, puts his wedding ring on the bill of a sailfish he caught. Two years go by, and he is fishing with the same friends as before. He claims to have caught the same sailfish, and that the ring is still on the bill.
Now his current girlfriend says that is a sign he should marry her.
Maybe he should just start playing the lottery.
UPDATE: The Baron has thrown his net into this story.