Roe v. Wade

OK, bad pun.
Vern’s replacement is named: Carl Roe

The Pennsylvania Board of Game Commissioners today voted unanimously to select Carl Roe to serve as the agency’s new executive director. Roe will succeed Vern Ross, current executive director, when he retires on Dec. 31. Ross announced his retirement at the Board’s meeting on June 28.

Wonder what Mr. Roe will do to get a handle on the deer numbers?

“There are many challenges on the horizon, not the least of which is the agency’s current fiscal situation, but I firmly believe that this agency and its many dedicated men and women will be able to pull together and overcome any obstacle.”

Ah, so he is worried about the agency’s money. Here’s a great idea: double the license fees, keep Sunday hunting illegal, and inflate the deer herd numbers. Seems to have worked so far.

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