Electric Dog Polisher

This is a good read.
Teaser:

I see them silhouetted above the glistening river’s edge as I pull into the gravel parking lot of a Delaware River access area just off Station Avenue. They’re smoking, chatting and eyeing their 11-foot surf rods, which are secured into the ground by homemade holders…

Spoiler:

…opening day of trout season seems a million miles away.